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5 02, 2016

Another Pinterest Pancake Recipe – NAILED IT!

By |February 5th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

I have recently come to the conclusion that in order to live a healthier life, I’m just going to have to cook more.

I hate to cook.

No, wait, that’s an understatement. You know how in the Bible there’s reference to how childbirth is the consequence for Adam and Eve and the apple and all that?

Yes, childbirth […]

3 02, 2016

How to Kick a Bad Habit in the Crotch in ONE Step

By |February 3rd, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

Low self-esteem.

That was my counselor’s diagnosis a couple of months ago when I was Comedically Constipated. I had been in a Stand Up for Mental Health class and could not write a joke to save my life.

“You have low self-esteem,” Hannah said.

“That is the dumbest thing I ever heard,” I answered.

During my next class, I […]

31 01, 2016

Free Beer for Articles of Clothing

By |January 31st, 2016|My Blog|1 Comment

A friend of mine put this ad on my Facebook wall, and I absolutely had to share it. I have a feeling it will hands-down beat any Superbowl ad, but we shall see. I can’t decide if my favorite part of the video is, “That’s my pen,” or the delivery guy running into the wall.

While […]

27 01, 2016

My Leg Hair Looks Like a Dude

By |January 27th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

In a fit of being in our 30s and wanting to sit in a comfortable chair and fall asleep in front of the television before going to bed at a reasonable hour, Husband and I bought two recliners.

Now several years later, we would rather sit all together on a couch, especially as the two boys […]

26 01, 2016

Come See Me at the Grief Rites Reader Series in PDX on Feb. 1st

By |January 26th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

Want to hear some awesome stories, one of them written and read by me? Mark your calendar and head down to the Grief Rites Reader Series on Monday, February 1st!

The Grief Rites Reader Series is at American Legion Post 134. Doors open at 7:00, readings start at 7:30. The address isĀ 2104 NE Alberta St, Portland […]