Caskets From Costco: Get Your Signed Copy

Awww, so sweet! Look what the Book Stork left me!  I have print copies of Caskets From Costco to sign and sell now, so order away – go here to pay online!  To get your copy instantly, head to Booklocker to order your downloadable PDF for only $9.99! Kindle, Nook and iPad conversion should be […]

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Portland’s Best Places to Fart on Examiner

In a bid to maintain sanity during the last week of summer “vacation,” I put together a fun list of the best places to fart in Portland. Because that’s what I did while taking the kids out and about before school started so that they could celebrate their last week of freedom. To read and […]

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Thanksgiving and Turning 40 Series: How Did We Meet?

I loved turning 40. Yes, I will piss and moan about the changes that I am going through, but – at the risk of sounding just a *touch* dramatic – I DID almost die a couple of times, so I’m really happy to turn 40. This is me with the evil grin at my recent 40th […]

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Prepping for Black Friday 2014

Will I be doing anything on Black Friday? Yes, I will be eating leftover turkey sandwiches. I make them on rolls, with cream cheese and cranberry sauce. I will probably watch a movie or two with the kids. Oh yeah, and take a nap. But for those of you who have a Black Friday shopping […]

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Thankful for the Ordinary and Wiping Butts

It was about seven years ago that I wrote the following poem: When I agreed to have children, clearly I didn’t know what to expect when it came to the every day grind of quite literally wiping butts. Like, every day. Multiple times a day. You see, I was really, really busy and important in […]

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Free Fandango Movie Ticket with Starbucks Purchase

This is a pretty awesome deal – kind of a get-a-free-movie-with-coffee-purchase. Okay, here’s how to score your free movie ticket with Starbucks purchase: 1. Purchase an item from Starbucks between now and 11/23/14 2. Take a photo of receipt or screenshot your mobile receipt and text it to 811811 along with the word LATTE for validation […]

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Garbage Watch Day #57: RIP, Potato Chip Bag

We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of the shiny, green Potato Chip Bag on top of my refrigerator, finally laid to rest on my 40th birthday by one Mr. Husband, who got some kind of hair up his butt about cleaning or something. Now is the portion of the service during which […]

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