Caskets From Costco: Get Your Signed Copy

Awww, so sweet! Look what the Book Stork left me!  I have print copies of Caskets From Costco to sign and sell now, so order away – go here to pay online!  To get your copy instantly, head to Booklocker to order your downloadable PDF for only $9.99! Kindle, Nook and iPad conversion should be […]

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Portland’s Best Places to Fart on Examiner

In a bid to maintain sanity during the last week of summer “vacation,” I put together a fun list of the best places to fart in Portland. Because that’s what I did while taking the kids out and about before school started so that they could celebrate their last week of freedom. To read and […]

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Please Do Not Pee on the Concrete

This is, by far, my favorite story from my travels in Kenya several years ago. It is also a funny section of Caskets From Costco that is featured over at Living for Books. Here’s a little taste: To keep my underwear away from the mysterious stains around my feet – it was entirely possible that […]

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JC Penney $10 off $25

For the next couple of days, you can use this JC Penney coupon for $10 off select original, regular, sale and clearance-priced apparel, shoes, accessories, fine jewelry and home purchases of $25 or more. OR the coupon can be used for an extra 10% off select original, regular, sale and clearance-priced purchases of watches, furniture, […]

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Free Halloween Masks for the Little Kids

Print these cute masks for little kids. There’s a black cat, skull, spider, strange green monster with blood-shot eyes, Jack-O-Lantern and moth. They’re easy and quick disguises for Halloween day fun and are free! ~Kelly

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Maybe Adjustments Don’t Have to Hurt

Remember when I was so injured a couple of months ago that I had to drop out of Portland to Coast? And I was learning all that crap about good pain vs. bad pain and going to the chiropractor and the butt-flap table and nothing was helping? Well, about a week ago – only a […]

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Turning 40 Series: Get Them Smashed

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and it would have been really cool if I had scheduled my FIRST EVER mammogram for this month ON PURPOSE. Alas, I am not nearly that organized. But I am turning 40 in about a month, and I needed a Bewb Smash. It just so happens that I did, however, […]

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