Caskets From Costco: Get Your Signed Copy

Awww, so sweet! Look what the Book Stork left me!  I have print copies of Caskets From Costco to sign and sell now, so order away – go here to pay online!  To get your copy instantly, head to Booklocker to order your downloadable PDF for only $9.99! Kindle, Nook and iPad conversion should be […]

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Portland’s Best Places to Fart on Examiner

In a bid to maintain sanity during the last week of summer “vacation,” I put together a fun list of the best places to fart in Portland. Because that’s what I did while taking the kids out and about before school started so that they could celebrate their last week of freedom. To read and […]

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Threatened Nudity = Alone Time

Threatened Nudity is my favorite part of the day. Sometimes it pays to have only boys in the house. Don’t get me wrong, they’re disgusting – what with the crusty, filthy socks found in random dresser drawers, what they do to their bathroom on a regular basis, and their assorted smells. But if I had […]

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Cheesecake Factory: Half-Price Cheesecake 7/30 AND 7/31

Please excuse the drool cascading down my face. Celebrate National Cheesecake Day at the Cheesecake Factory! The Cheesecake Factory will celebrate bigger than ever by offering dine-in guests any slice of its more than 30 legendary flavors of cheesecake for half-price on both July 30 and July 31. Enjoy! ~Kelly

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Should You Write About Surviving Abuse?

Writing about surviving abuse is tricky business. As a writer and a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and additional trauma, I never considered NOT writing about my experiences. It took me ten years to fully write about all of my trauma and then publish it in a book form, through eight-years-and-counting of therapy appointments with […]

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See Me TOMORROW (7/26) at Portland’s NW Book Festival

Tomorrow – Saturday, July 26th -  come down to Portland Pioneer Square and see me at the 6th Annual NW Book Festival! This event is FREE for all ages. Now in its 6th year, the Annual NW Book Festival boasts 66 booths with over a hundred authors, publishers and book industry professionals. Here’s the map […]

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Rent 1 Get 1 at Redbox

Now through 7/27 at Rebox, you can rent one disc and get one free for the first day. Use code V5NJMHWJ at checkout! ~Kelly

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