Caskets From Costco: Get Your Signed Copy

Awww, so sweet! Look what the Book Stork left me!  I have print copies of Caskets From Costco to sign and sell now, so order away – go here to pay online!  To get your copy instantly, head to Booklocker to order your downloadable PDF for only $9.99! Kindle, Nook and iPad conversion should be […]

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Portland’s Best Places to Fart on Examiner

In a bid to maintain sanity during the last week of summer “vacation,” I put together a fun list of the best places to fart in Portland. Because that’s what I did while taking the kids out and about before school started so that they could celebrate their last week of freedom. To read and […]

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Starbucks BOGO Fall Drinks Through 9/21

This could be a nice weekend treat! Buy any Starbucks fall drink between 2-6 pm and get one free to share. Offer is good through 9/21/14 in participating stores. ~Kelly

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iPhone 6 Trade-In Deals from AT&T

People are jazzed about the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus coming out today in stores. To celebrate, AT&T is offering a few different deals to help people who want the new iPhone to save a little cash. Trade In Credits for iPhone 6 If you currently have an iPhone, you’ll definitely want to take […]

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Krispy Kreme Pirate Day is TOMORROW (9/19)!

Want one or more free Krispy Kreme donuts? You can grab yours tomorrow – 9/19 – if you talk or dress like a pirate! To claim yer bounty on September 19, ye must: • Come in to a participating Krispy Kreme shop and Talk like a pirate for one FREE Original Glazed doughnut. • Come in […]

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Garbage Watch Day #4 – Potato Chip Bag

Here is a potato chip bag: It is currently on top of the fridge. It is empty. Nobody perches on top of the fridge to shove potato chips into their mouths with their greasy paws. This means that somebody CHOSE to put the EMPTY bag of potato chips on TOP of the fridge INSTEAD of […]

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The Honey Poem

I don’t often write poetry, unless it’s funny, of course. BUT, there are times that I get inspired and something occurs to me and I just start writing stuff down and pretty soon I have a poem. This poem grew out of that one moment that I have after something particularly painful has happened, in […]

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