Caskets From Costco: Get Your Signed Copy

Awww, so sweet! Look what the Book Stork left me!  I have print copies of Caskets From Costco to sign and sell now, so order away – go here to pay online!  To get your copy instantly, head to Booklocker to order your downloadable PDF for only $9.99! Kindle, Nook and iPad conversion should be […]

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Portland’s Best Places to Fart on Examiner

In a bid to maintain sanity during the last week of summer “vacation,” I put together a fun list of the best places to fart in Portland. Because that’s what I did while taking the kids out and about before school started so that they could celebrate their last week of freedom. To read and […]

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So My Chain Broke Again…& Platitudes

Sometimes things don’t work out the way you think they are going to, which can be confusing, weird, embarrassing, and just downright sucky. I find myself smack dab in the middle of one of these situations…again…as life was beginning to slow down a little into a rhythm of sorts. Because I am embarrassed and it’s […]

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How I Get Dressed

This is a great stage with Oldest and Youngest as they have play dates with friends at someone else’s home. Every so often, there is the magic instance of both of them having two separate play dates somewhere AT THE EXACT SAME TIME. Not ones to waste an opportunity, Husband and I decided to run […]

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Book Review for Caskets From Costco

Book reviews are really important for authors, and although some may disagree with me, I think they are essential whether the reviews are negative or positive. Not everyone is going to like me or my books, I get that, and reviewers (who are not internet trolls) often have insightful comments, whether positive or negative. That […]

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Free Disney Tote Today 4/22

Quite possibly the only way that having a bear won’t result in your getting your face eaten off… And Happy Earth Day! To celebrate, bring 5 plastic grocery bags to your local Disney Store and receive a FREE Disneynature Bear reuseable tote bag on April 22, 2014. The new Disney movie Disneynature Bears will be […]

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Aim High: Boy Toilet Update

In late February, I had a bit of a rant about the apparent inability of the boy children to get their streams of pee into THE GIANT HOLE that is the toilet even though they literally have sticks made just for that purpose jutting out of their crotchal areas. Yeah, I’m still ranting. In the […]

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