About Kelly

Kelly Wilson is an author and comedian who entertains and inspires through stories of humor, healing, and hope. She is the author of Live Cheap & Free, Don’t Punch People in the Junk, Caskets From Costco, and Kelly Wilson's The Art of Seduction: Nine Easy Ways to Get Sex From Your Mate. She currently writes for a living and lives with her Magically Delicious husband, junk-punching children, dog, cat, and stereotypical minivan in Portland, Oregon.
2 12, 2016

Enjoy an Awesome Holiday Concert & Comedy Show

By | December 2nd, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

If you're in the Portland area, come out and enjoy a night of music and comedy for a good cause! I will be performing some hilarious Christmas and mental health centered stand up that evening with a group of awesome comics. The Intergenerational Outreach Choirs and Stand Up for Mental Health are joining forces to [...]

2 12, 2016

Friday Inspire Day: When Throwing Rocks is a Good Thing

By | December 2nd, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

Rocks are constantly being broken down and formed again. The rock cycle wears down sharp edges over time using a combination of stress and heat. Marble, slate, and diamonds are all amazing examples of beauty from a cycle of destruction. Rocks can also hurt. I was seven years old when a kindergartener pelted me with [...]

27 11, 2016

Awesome Sale on Signed Books and Gift Sets

By | November 27th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

This is a magical weekend for those who love a sale! The day after Thanksgiving is Black Friday followed by Small Business Saturday. After taking Sunday off, we can keep shopping for the holidays during the Cyber Monday sales. I love finishing up my Christmas shopping as early as possible! I'm happy to offer the [...]

23 11, 2016

Have a Warm and Awesome Thanksgiving Celebration

By | November 23rd, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving! I just wanted to take some time out to say thanks. I am thankful for YOU. You listen to my jokes and read my stuff and show in a myriad of ways that you care. Thank you for the comments and reviews and shares and the support. Of course, I must pass on [...]

21 11, 2016

Helpful Scripts for the Racist Holiday Table

By | November 21st, 2016|My Blog|4 Comments

I don’t want to talk politics at Thanksgiving. I don’t want to fight about politics during Christmas. Can't we have a peaceful holiday season? Good luck with that. The election is about two weeks before Thanksgiving. Is it just me, or does this seem like a giant middle finger from the Universe? Timing like this [...]

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