About Kelly

Kelly Wilson is an author and comedian who entertains and inspires through stories of humor, healing, and hope. She is the author of Live Cheap & Free, Don’t Punch People in the Junk, and Caskets From Costco. Kelly Wilson currently writes for a living and lives with her Magically Delicious husband, junk-punching children, dog, cat, and stereotypical minivan in Portland, Oregon.
9 02, 2016

How to Not Totally Tank at Recovery

By |February 9th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

If my sanity and recovery efforts were groin muscles, I would currently be unable to walk because I pulled them. So. Hard.

It was a perfect storm of sorts; my children are older and I can leave them at home and do stuff now, I found organizations like Stand Up for Mental Health and Shattering Stigmas and […]

8 02, 2016

Win My Book and More Prizes with this Valentine’s Book Hop!

By |February 8th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

I’m so happy to be part of PageCurl’s Valentine’s Day Book Hop! There are a few important details. I am giving away one copy of Caskets From Costco to a lucky winner, there are 74 other authors giving out prizes through February 12th, and you can enter to win one of four $25 Amazon gift […]

5 02, 2016

Another Pinterest Pancake Recipe – NAILED IT!

By |February 5th, 2016|My Blog|2 Comments

I have recently come to the conclusion that in order to live a healthier life, I’m just going to have to cook more.

I hate to cook.

No, wait, that’s an understatement. You know how in the Bible there’s reference to how childbirth is the consequence for Adam and Eve and the apple and all that?

Yes, childbirth […]

3 02, 2016

How to Kick a Bad Habit in the Crotch in ONE Step

By |February 3rd, 2016|My Blog|2 Comments

Low self-esteem.

That was my counselor’s diagnosis a couple of months ago when I was Comedically Constipated. I had been in a Stand Up for Mental Health class and could not write a joke to save my life.

“You have low self-esteem,” Hannah said.

“That is the dumbest thing I ever heard,” I answered.

During my next class, I […]

31 01, 2016

Free Beer for Articles of Clothing

By |January 31st, 2016|My Blog|1 Comment

A friend of mine put this ad on my Facebook wall, and I absolutely had to share it. I have a feeling it will hands-down beat any Superbowl ad, but we shall see. I can’t decide if my favorite part of the video is, “That’s my pen,” or the delivery guy running into the wall.

While […]