About Kelly

Kelly Wilson is an author and comedian who entertains and inspires through stories of humor, healing, and hope. She is the author of Live Cheap & Free, Don’t Punch People in the Junk, and Caskets From Costco. Kelly Wilson currently writes for a living and lives with her Magically Delicious husband, junk-punching children, dog, cat, and stereotypical minivan in Portland, Oregon.
14 07, 2016

How To Make the Best Cold and Cough Kit for Women Over 40

By | July 14th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

Sometimes I just get tired of peeing my pants. Oldest, being the germ factory he is, lovingly shared his summer cold with me. Taken at face value, this cold was pretty good as far as illnesses go. The only symptoms were a scratchy, dry throat and some fatigue, but otherwise I felt pretty good. Until the [...]

12 07, 2016

Everything You Need to Know to Play Pokemon Go Safely

By | July 12th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

My kids don't know about Pokemon Go yet. We don't live under rocks, so I'm not sure how this game has not happened in our lives. I'm not complaining; I am honestly stunned that I haven't been dragged out into the world to play Pokemon Go. Pokemon Go is all the rage right now, and [...]

9 07, 2016

Learning and Changing are Like a Wicked Bout of Diarrhea

By | July 9th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

  My favorite part of teaching was when students would struggle. Don't get me wrong, I don't relish the idea of causing people undue pain. The simple truth is that true learning grows from discomfort and struggle. I didn't say it would be a nice and fluffy truth, but there it is. In my ten years [...]

8 07, 2016

Free 7/11 Slurpees on Monday, 7/11!

By | July 8th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

This remains one of my favorite deals - who doesn't like a free Slurpee? And if you don't like free 7/11 Slurpees, go with a friend who *does* like them and give them yours! Win-Win! The 7/11 Slurpee - besides being a fun drink and word to just say over and over (try it) - [...]

5 07, 2016

No Paddle Slapping on the Scary Rocky Water Slide

By | July 5th, 2016|My Blog|0 Comments

Not us, but what we did... I like to think I am up for any adventure. I imagine that I handle physical challenges with grace and dignity. Except when I don't, and I'm reminded that I'm more book smart than sport smart. Still, every once in a while, I'll convince myself that I [...]

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